From sweet and smooth classics, to new names, to old names with new music...the focus here, is to shine a little light on some damn fine music.

I'll find it. You can listen, review, or tell me I wouldn't know good music if it kicked me in the ass. I personally don't give a shit.

Monday, July 9, 2012

Caddyshack Meets Dumb and Dumber

In the "you can't make this shit up" category, today I bring you the story of Mick Brown.

Mick Brown is the drummer in Ted Nugent's band, and it seems what Dean Wormer so eloquently said in Animal House is true..."fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son." Not sure about Mr. Brown's size, but the other two adjectives definitely apply.

Apparently after a concert where Ted Nugent shared the bill with Styx and REO Speedwagon, Mr. Brown became intoxicated and (allegedly) stole a golf cart, evaded security for awhile, and in true rock & roll style...picked up two women along the way. Nice.

Alas, his life on the lam was short-lived. Seriously, how far can you really expect to get in a golf cart? He was arrested on counts of driving under the influence, driving to endanger, theft and assault. As Bugs Bunny would say "What a maroon."

While no one was actually hurt and no damage was done to the cart, the police report does mention there was damage to... two traffic cones. Well that can't be good. LMAO.

In honor of public drunkenness and major moronics, I thought we should just go with a little music from the Motor City Madman.

Let's start with a little...


and top it off with...

"Cat Scratch Fever"

But officer, I was just doing the Wango Tango...


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